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Submit
Buy on Gumroad, paste your product URL (Etsy, Shopify, Gumroad, your own site, anything public) and your license key. If a page blocks robots, paste the page text instead. No calls, no meetings.
Submit. Deliberate. Verdict.
A focus group without the thousands, the calls or the kindness
Your friends say the page "looks great". Your ad budget disagrees. The jury reads your page the way strangers do: with zero patience and zero goodwill, then tells you exactly what to fix.
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Deliberate
50 personas review the page independently: skeptics hunt for proof, impulse buyers judge the first 3 seconds, gift buyers check the delivery promise, experts check your claims. Each answers the same structured questions.
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Verdict
The answers are aggregated into one PDF: BUY SIGNAL, FIXABLE or WEAK, with scores, the objections ranked by frequency, verbatim quotes and a prioritized fix list. It lands in your inbox.
Sample verdict
What the report tells you
Illustrative numbers in the exact format of a real report. Every run scores the same six metrics, ranks the objections and quotes the personas verbatim. See the full sample report page by page.
FIXABLE
The interest is real but trust is in the way: 19 of 50 personas raised a trust objection and 38% walk away. The fixes below are worth making before a single euro goes to ads.
5.8/10
Purchase intent
4.9/10
Trust
7.1/10
Clarity
18%
Would buy now
44%
On the fence
38%
Walk away
trust19 personas
shipping12 personas
price9 personas
clarity6 personas
Meet the jury
10 archetypes, 50 personas, zero mercy
Each archetype has a fixed psychology: what annoys it, what convinces it. Five demographic variations each (age 22 to 68, five countries, different incomes) make the fifty voices disagree the way real customers do. The full jury is public.
JUROR 01 x5
The Skeptic
Proof, reviews, return policy, who is behind this store
JUROR 02 x5
The Impulse Buyer
The first 3 seconds: photo, headline, price; any friction loses them
JUROR 03 x5
The Comparison Shopper
Price versus alternatives, what makes THIS product different
JUROR 04 x5
The Budget Shopper
Value for money, hidden costs, shipping fees
JUROR 05 x5
The Gift Buyer
Who it suits, packaging, delivery dates, how easy it is to get wrong
JUROR 06 x5
The Niche Expert
Technical accuracy, correct claims, signs of amateurism
JUROR 07 x5
The Mobile Scroller
Mobile readability, speed, whether the page matches the hook that brought them
JUROR 08 x5
The Careful Reader
Large clear text, simple steps, trust, fear of online payment
JUROR 09 x5
The Ethical Buyer
Where the product comes from, honest claims, greenwashing detection
JUROR 10 x5
The Impatient Pro
Can they grasp the offer in 10 seconds and buy in 60
Verbatim
Quotes sellers do not forget
Every report includes ten of these: name, age, country, archetype and whether they would buy. Sample voices below.
“No reviews, no returns policy, and a countdown timer? I have seen this movie before. Closing the tab.”Margaret, 58, UK · The Skeptic · would buy: no
“The photo sold me in two seconds. Then I scrolled for the price, kept scrolling, and lost the feeling.”Tasha, 24, US · The Impulse Buyer · would buy: maybe
“It says premium materials. Which materials? At this price I can name three competitors that tell me.”Tom, 41, DE · The Comparison Shopper · would buy: no
“If it truly ships in 3 days, say it at the top. That one line is the difference between me buying now or never.”Warren, 55, AU · The Gift Buyer · would buy: maybe
The mechanics
Structured, aggregated, honest
Every persona answers the same structured questions, so the aggregation is math, not vibes. And every report ends with an honesty page: what a synthetic focus group is, and what it is not.
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personas on every jury
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shopper archetypes
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objection categories tracked
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from link to PDF report
Pricing
Cheaper than one day of ads on a broken page
A real focus group costs thousands. Friends lie out of politeness. Fifteen euros for fifty honest opinions is the cheapest insurance a launch can buy.
Single Report
15 EUR
One product page, all 50 personas, one PDF report in about 30 minutes: verdict, scorecard, objection heatmap, 10 blunt quotes and your top 10 fixes, prioritized.
Launching soonTest, Fix, Re-test Pack
29 EUR
Three reports for the full loop: run your page, apply the fixes, run it again and watch the scores move. The re-test is where the money is.
Launching soon FAQ
Fair questions
Are these real customers?
No, and we say so on every report. They are structured AI simulations of realistic buyer objections. They are consistently harsher and more specific than your friends, and they read every word of your page. Use them to fix your page before real traffic sees it, not as a guarantee of sales.
What exactly do I get?
A PDF report of 8 to 10 pages: a verdict (BUY SIGNAL, FIXABLE or WEAK), a six-metric scorecard, an objection heatmap ranked by frequency, 10 verbatim persona quotes, a prioritized top 10 fix list with effort estimates, and a per-archetype breakdown.
Which pages can I test?
Any public product or landing page: Etsy listings, Shopify stores, Gumroad pages, Amazon listings, your own site. If a platform blocks automated reading, the submit form has a paste field: copy your page text in and the jury reads that instead.
How long does it take?
About 30 minutes from submitting the form to the PDF in your inbox. The 50 personas review in parallel; the report is assembled and mailed automatically.
Why would I pay 15 EUR for AI opinions?
Because a real focus group costs thousands, your friends lie to be kind, and running ads to a broken page burns far more than 15 EUR. The jury reads your page the way strangers do: with zero patience and zero goodwill.
What if my report feels generic?
Every persona must name the specific element that stopped them, quote your page, and state the one change that would flip them to yes. If a report ever fails that bar, reply to the delivery email and we re-run it free.
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